GDPR Policy Update Show more
In compliance with recently passed regulations banana.dog is updating its policies.
- All toots will now be encrypted using a sophisticated form of pig latin
- Any European users must buy a MAGA hat so that in the event of a raid we can pretend you are all American
- Email addresses can longer be stored so instead we require a fax number going forward instead
- I have updated the name column in Postgres to just be Bob. Everyone is bob now so I have no way to distinguish you