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Banana.dog Mastodon hosted on banana.dog

Is it a banana or is it a dog....
Its a mastodon instance!

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse) We also federate with instances running on TOR so you can follow / talk to weird bitcoin creeps if you desire.

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