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Banana.dog

Banana.dog Mastodon hosted on banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.

  • Federates with TOR servers
  • Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
  • Unique color scheme
  • Strictly enforced rules
  • A BananaDogInc company. Visit our other sites sites including betaMax.video, psychicdebugging and gonnaroll

Who we are looking for: This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (https://banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

The interview process To join we have a take home exam that involves you writing several hundred toots that we can use to screen you. We will then throw these away during your interview so that we can do a technical screening where we use a whiteboard to evaluate your ability to re-toot memes and shitpost in front of a panel. This panel will be composed of senior tooters who are all 30 year old cis white males (coincidence).

Here are the reasons you may want to join: We are an agile tooting startup (a tootup). That means for every senior tooter we have a designer, a UX person, a product manager, project manager and scrum master. We meet for 15min every day and plan twice a week in a 3 hour meeting but it’s cool because you get lunch and have to attend. Our tooters love it, I would know if they didn’t since we all have standing desks in an open office layouts d can hear everything!

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