Today is the day of the apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ

What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
An AyePhone.

Strawberries on the other hand... yummie.

What is happening? Small packets of text are appearing in front of me? Can someone help me???????


Hello fellow friends of apples! I appsolutely don't hate all of you. Maybe only a few of you. Please be nice to me.


the insane apple ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐ŸŽ

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