Today is the day of the apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ

What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
An AyePhone.

What is happening? Small packets of text are appearing in front of me? Can someone help me???????

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Hello fellow friends of apples! I appsolutely don't hate all of you. Maybe only a few of you. Please be nice to me.

Sincerely,

the insane apple ๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐ŸŽ

Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
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