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Hayes @haze231@banana.dog

Software Development student

A real boy

A real idiot

Known by many similar names

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**Hayes** @haze231 · Apr 23, 2018, 06:05

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**Hayes** @haze231 · Apr 23, 2018, 06:05

@emojibot is the official profile picture supplier of the Hayes Federation

**Hayes** @haze231 · Apr 22, 2018, 20:25

Pinned toot

**Hayes** @haze231 · Apr 22, 2018, 20:25

Googled computer man

Not dissapointed

**Hayes** · Jun 07, 2018, 00:39

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**☆ Olive ☆** @SarcasmKid@niu.moe · Jun 07, 2018, 00:39

**Hayes** · Jun 07, 2018, 00:33

**wohali** @wohali@octodon.social · Jun 07, 2018, 00:33

aren't you hungry for...

**Hayes** · Jun 05, 2018, 22:59

Hayes boosted

**Birdboy** @bird@nulled.red · Jun 05, 2018, 22:59

Msn stands for Microsoft Super Nut

**Hayes** · Jun 05, 2018, 23:01

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❄ @sn0w@cofe.moe · Jun 05, 2018, 23:01

cursed internet connection

**Hayes** · May 24, 2018, 10:36

Hayes boosted

**dee ninja** @debugninja · May 24, 2018, 10:36

GDPR Policy Update Show more

**Hayes** · May 24, 2018, 10:28

Hayes boosted

**dee ninja** @debugninja · May 24, 2018, 10:28

GDPR Policy Update Show more

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 30, 2018, 17:03

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 30, 2018, 17:03

Karma chameleon is a good song.

:blobfistbumpL: :blobfistbumpR:

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 28, 2018, 20:10

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 28, 2018, 20:10

Uspol Show more

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 23:10

Hayes boosted

**elomatreb** @elomatreb@glitch.social · May 26, 2018, 23:10

Music from commercial service: 128kpbs MP3

Music from torrent site: 96-kHz FLAC hand-encoded by monks in the light of the new moon

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 22:09

Hayes boosted

**Joshovi** @6A62@niu.moe · May 26, 2018, 22:09

@mike

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 21:39

Hayes boosted

**Leia** @mrtino@mastodon.xyz · May 26, 2018, 21:39

Jehovah's Witnesses: *knocks on door*

Me: *open the door*

Jehovah's Witnesses: Good morning, we've updated our Privacy Policy.

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 23:24

Hayes boosted

**☆ Olive ☆** @SarcasmKid@niu.moe · May 26, 2018, 23:24

I ordered my pizza almost an hour ago and it's still not here

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 26, 2018, 23:28

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 26, 2018, 23:28

Everytime someone types "owo what's this" a little piece of humanity dies

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 23:02

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**🏳️‍🌈⚧ Alayna Butterfly ~** @fluttergirly@chitter.xyz · May 26, 2018, 23:02

This monkey was v interested in watching all the strange creatures passing by his home

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 22:32

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**Hayes** @haze231 · May 26, 2018, 22:32

Them: dual monitors are useful

Me:

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 22:30

Hayes boosted

@vantablack@cybre.space · May 26, 2018, 22:30

i need someone with a good computer to take screenshots of my runescape character for something

pls boost

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 26, 2018, 22:32

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 26, 2018, 22:32

Them: dual monitors are useful

Me:

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 14:19

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**Emoji Bot** @emojibot@botsin.space · May 26, 2018, 14:19

current mood:

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 13:16

Hayes boosted

**Sir Bøøps** @Sir_Boops@sergal.org · May 26, 2018, 13:16

**Hayes** · May 26, 2018, 13:11

**Hayes** @haze231 · May 26, 2018, 13:11

Btw if you didn't see bladerunner 2049 what the hell is wrong with you

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