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So is there like a whole industry of people just cloning mastodon/pleroma/gnu/pixel fed social/

kickstarter.com/projects/factr

I mean if you give me 100k I’ll skin one of the above in like a month.

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@jk phone headphone jack performance had been slowly deteriorating. Thought it was a slowly loosening solder, didn't see anything in there. Finally went in with a pin. My god the compressed pocket lint.

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When I reach 1000 I will reveal my true name to you fucking fools

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if you've implemented a fake progress bar you're going to hell

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I live on the south coast of england where we have the narrowest range of weather but fuck if everyone doesn't go on about any minor variation

Bit chilly today isn't it

Had to wear a scarf

Fuck you

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@sampo i'm drinking finnish water nonstop, so that my body is 80% finnish water instead of 80% just water :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag:
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I agree that our community will become more of one if we offer #introductions, so here's mine:

I'm Mike McHargue. I live in Los Angeles. I write books and make podcasts for a living. I'm an adult recently diagnosed with autism, and I'm working through trauma therapy right now. I feel more like a work in progress than I have in years, and that's funny because a few years ago, I went through some pretty major life changes.

staring at the lunar eclipse reminded me that we are on a rock ball flying through space and that there are a trillion-trillion other rock balls flying through space and there is no way for us to meet these other rock balls and the potential life they hold because of the vast distances between them. All the light we see from these rock balls and fire balls in millions of years old. how can we be so alone in the midst of all this

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My 5 year old niece: Auntie, I'm obsessed with you. What does obsessed mean?

Me: It's when you love something so much that you think about it all the time?

Her: Oh nvm, I don't really think about you that much.

:thisisfine: :thisisfine: :thisisfine: :thisisfine:

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Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
- A BananaDogInc company. Visit our other sites sites including betaMax.video, psychicdebugging and gonnaroll