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@jk phone headphone jack performance had been slowly deteriorating. Thought it was a slowly loosening solder, didn't see anything in there. Finally went in with a pin. My god the compressed pocket lint.

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When I reach 1000 I will reveal my true name to you fucking fools

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if you've implemented a fake progress bar you're going to hell

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I live on the south coast of england where we have the narrowest range of weather but fuck if everyone doesn't go on about any minor variation

Bit chilly today isn't it

Had to wear a scarf

Fuck you

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@sampo i'm drinking finnish water nonstop, so that my body is 80% finnish water instead of 80% just water :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag:
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I agree that our community will become more of one if we offer #introductions, so here's mine:

I'm Mike McHargue. I live in Los Angeles. I write books and make podcasts for a living. I'm an adult recently diagnosed with autism, and I'm working through trauma therapy right now. I feel more like a work in progress than I have in years, and that's funny because a few years ago, I went through some pretty major life changes.

staring at the lunar eclipse reminded me that we are on a rock ball flying through space and that there are a trillion-trillion other rock balls flying through space and there is no way for us to meet these other rock balls and the potential life they hold because of the vast distances between them. All the light we see from these rock balls and fire balls in millions of years old. how can we be so alone in the midst of all this

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My 5 year old niece: Auntie, I'm obsessed with you. What does obsessed mean?

Me: It's when you love something so much that you think about it all the time?

Her: Oh nvm, I don't really think about you that much.

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Achieving anything in life nowadays is 5% talent, 5% hard work and 90% not being distracted by the Internet.

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I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander 🎵 🎤 Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a w