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@haze231 welcome back! It’s been 9999999999999 days since your last login. You have 9999999999 unread notifications.

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Just letting y'all know I'm still alive

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Spider-Man: Far From Home hot thoughts, maybe spoilers 

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don't coffee me until I've talked to what's in this mug

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mad max 

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mad max 

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mad max 

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So is there like a whole industry of people just cloning mastodon/pleroma/gnu/pixel fed social/

kickstarter.com/projects/factr

I mean if you give me 100k I’ll skin one of the above in like a month.

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@jk phone headphone jack performance had been slowly deteriorating. Thought it was a slowly loosening solder, didn't see anything in there. Finally went in with a pin. My god the compressed pocket lint.

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When I reach 1000 I will reveal my true name to you fucking fools

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if you've implemented a fake progress bar you're going to hell

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I live on the south coast of england where we have the narrowest range of weather but fuck if everyone doesn't go on about any minor variation

Bit chilly today isn't it

Had to wear a scarf

Fuck you

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@sampo i'm drinking finnish water nonstop, so that my body is 80% finnish water instead of 80% just water :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag: :flag:
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Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
- A BananaDogInc company. Visit our other sites sites including betaMax.video, psychicdebugging and gonnaroll