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this dude had FLASHING RGB LIGHTS IN HIS CAR THAT STROBED IN TIME TO THE MUSIC

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uber driver: "so, five stars?"

me: "I'd give you six if I could"

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request for attention and boosts - creative Show more

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so uhm, unfortunately all of the fire avatars were made in the same Hexels document and I just kept stacking layers, so now it's too laggy to work with and I have to make a new document

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*olds.town voice*

whats your favorite flavor of sugar free monster to drink on your riding mower?

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ahh time to play super mario brosthers *dies to a goomba* RNG manipulation *jumps into a hole* RNG manipulation *throws a koopa shell at a wall and it bounces back and kills me immediately* RNG manipulation *GAME OVER* you know what? the mario games were never good

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I'm starting to think this global warming thing is becoming an issue, fellas

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i wish the SJWs would hurry up and .
make all the video games gay and trans already

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Trader Joe arrested for smuggling cookie butter into the port of Los Angeles

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My feed is garbage and you're all garbage people for following me.

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I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander 🎵 🎤 Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a w