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this dude had FLASHING RGB LIGHTS IN HIS CAR THAT STROBED IN TIME TO THE MUSIC

uber driver: "so, five stars?"

me: "I'd give you six if I could"

so uhm, unfortunately all of the fire avatars were made in the same Hexels document and I just kept stacking layers, so now it's too laggy to work with and I have to make a new document

*olds.town voice*

whats your favorite flavor of sugar free monster to drink on your riding mower?

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ahh time to play super mario brosthers *dies to a goomba* RNG manipulation *jumps into a hole* RNG manipulation *throws a koopa shell at a wall and it bounces back and kills me immediately* RNG manipulation *GAME OVER* you know what? the mario games were never good

I'm starting to think this global warming thing is becoming an issue, fellas

i wish the SJWs would hurry up and .
make all the video games gay and trans already

Trader Joe arrested for smuggling cookie butter into the port of Los Angeles

My feed is garbage and you're all garbage people for following me.

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Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
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