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this dude had FLASHING RGB LIGHTS IN HIS CAR THAT STROBED IN TIME TO THE MUSIC

uber driver: "so, five stars?"

me: "I'd give you six if I could"

request for attention and boosts - creative Show more

so uhm, unfortunately all of the fire avatars were made in the same Hexels document and I just kept stacking layers, so now it's too laggy to work with and I have to make a new document

*olds.town voice*

whats your favorite flavor of sugar free monster to drink on your riding mower?

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Purple hair rocks

This post made by the trans femme gang

ahh time to play super mario brosthers *dies to a goomba* RNG manipulation *jumps into a hole* RNG manipulation *throws a koopa shell at a wall and it bounces back and kills me immediately* RNG manipulation *GAME OVER* you know what? the mario games were never good

I'm starting to think this global warming thing is becoming an issue, fellas

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i wish the SJWs would hurry up and .
make all the video games gay and trans already

Trader Joe arrested for smuggling cookie butter into the port of Los Angeles

My feed is garbage and you're all garbage people for following me.

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Banana.dog

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander 🎵 🎤 Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a w