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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

· brutaldon · 34 · 52

@debugninja You truly lost me at soylent explosive diarrhea laxative. 10+ mastodon? seriously? and the real killer, BananaCoin.

@debugninja hi does 10 years of twitter/identica experience count

@trwnh Let me double check with the hiring manager. You may have to go through a technical screening where we use a whiteboard to evaluate your ability to retoot memes and shitpost in front of a panel of senior tooters

@debugninja @trwnh (who would rather be tooting but if they weren't drooling on the table at your whiteboard tooting they'd be listening to Marty talk about the Gantt charts for the next tootsprint not tooting but this is how the sausage is made on the bleeding edge of tootery)

@djsundog @trwnh We are an agile tooting startup (a tootup). That means for every senior tooter we have a designer, a UX person, a product manager, project manager and scrum master. We meet for 15min every day and plan twice a week in a 3 hour meeting but it’s cool because you get lunch and have to attend. Our tooters love it, I would know if they didn’t since we all have standing desks in an open office layouts d can hear everything!

@debugninja @djsundog i'm a 10x unicorn and can do all of those things for the pay of only 1 person

@trwnh @djsundog your hired! Hey even though we said we are remote friendly I’m gonna need you to come into our Bay Area office three times a week.

@debugninja i've been working on a toot for a few hours if you know what i mean

@jeff Yes, we here at BD are aware which is why we chose to fork. Our, much better, BananaCoin will now be known as BananaCoinCash or BCC for short.