This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (https://banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.
@debugninja You truly lost me at soylent explosive diarrhea laxative. 10+ mastodon? seriously? and the real killer, BananaCoin.
@debugninja hi does 10 years of twitter/identica experience count
@trwnh Let me double check with the hiring manager. You may have to go through a technical screening where we use a whiteboard to evaluate your ability to retoot memes and shitpost in front of a panel of senior tooters
@djsundog @trwnh We are an agile tooting startup (a tootup). That means for every senior tooter we have a designer, a UX person, a product manager, project manager and scrum master. We meet for 15min every day and plan twice a week in a 3 hour meeting but it’s cool because you get lunch and have to attend. Our tooters love it, I would know if they didn’t since we all have standing desks in an open office layouts d can hear everything!
@debugninja i've been working on a toot for a few hours if you know what i mean
@jeff Yes, we here at BD are aware which is why we chose to fork. Our, much better, BananaCoin will now be known as BananaCoinCash or BCC for short.
@debugninja this is too real
Ravencoin only plz
@DevNull I can maybe do that. Whats the exchange rate between GarlicCoin and RavenCoin? I have been HODL GarlicCoin like crazy. Its gonna take off.
@debugninja Couldn't say off the top of my head I think it's about 10 to 1.
What's this garlicoin about? Redpill me real quick
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