**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · 2018-05-24T10:28:47Z

dee @debugninja@banana.dog

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In compliance with recently passed regulations banana.dog is updating its policies.

- All toots will now be encrypted using a sophisticated form of pig latin
- Any European users must buy a MAGA hat so that in the event of a raid we can pretend you are all American
- Email addresses can longer be stored so instead we require a fax number going forward instead
- I have updated the name column in Postgres to just be Bob. Everyone is bob now so I have no way to distinguish you

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**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · May 24, 2018, 10:36

**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · May 24, 2018, 10:36

May 24, 2018, 10:36

dee @debugninja@banana.dog

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...Changes continued...
- A new cookie warning has been implemented as a pinned timeline you cannot dismiss
- Bots now require a double opt in before you can follow them
- A third factor has been added to 2FA (either a phone call to your parents or a blood test)
- It is now against the rules to think the name google since they can track thoughts
- I have disabled mastodons built in web cam capture and tracking feature (this was always in poor taste anyway)

**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · May 24, 2018, 10:48

**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · May 24, 2018, 10:48

May 24, 2018, 10:48

dee @debugninja@banana.dog

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...changes continued...
- Any proper noun that is mentioned in a toot must be under a content warning to avoid public disclosure
- After every notification you receive via email you must re-opt in to receive email notifications
- Any time a toot is sent to a non GDPR complaint server it will now be silently dropped. (Due to a bug with pleroma all toots sent to a pleroma server are also dropped. Hopefully fixed in 3.0)

Thanks for your patience as we make changes!

**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · May 28, 2018, 03:47

**dee** @debugninja@banana.dog · May 28, 2018, 03:47

May 28, 2018, 03:47

dee @debugninja@banana.dog

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@haze231 @OnticPatrol Please read this thread on GDPR changes on banana.dog :p

**Ontic Patrol** @OnticPatrol@banana.dog · May 28, 2018, 03:53

**Ontic Patrol** @OnticPatrol@banana.dog · May 28, 2018, 03:53

May 28, 2018, 03:53

Ontic Patrol @OnticPatrol@banana.dog

@debugninja @haze231 As long as your website warns me about suffocating babies with a plastic bag, I consent.

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