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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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Whatever happens in my professional life and health, I know I can still be on fedi, and have my friends here, so it's all okay

banana.dog has been updated. We are running bleeding edge mastodon again!

#mastoAdmin

The bsd.network's CoC refers to posts that originate from here. We also apply the CoC to posts that we *receive*.

Creating new accounts on different instances to evade bans, *even if you think it is well intended*, is very much against our CoC. So is the use of anti-transgender slang and emojos.

So pulling in latest master it looks like web pack has been updated and now some of my scss files no longer compile. Specifically I narrowed it down to this one line in my scss

background-image: url("../images/clippy_wave.gif"), url("../images/clippy_frame.png");

Anyone know why this longer works? This is the error I am getting (its trying to generate .map files for my images??!?!?)

pastebin.com/hTRkjwM0

banana.dog will be going down for a few min while we upgrade to the latest version in master. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Me, endocrinologist and huge Mountain Goats fan, having just performed medical malpractice by jokingly telling a patient that everything seemed fine when in fact they are missing their pituitary:
I AM CLOWNING
THERE IS NO SIGN OF GLAND

@debugninja @angristan Nothing forbids you from having a monolith container. You can't use && but you can install systemd or equivalent process manager within the container. It's just against the Docker philosophy and unexpected by most Docker users.

@debugninja if they're on the same host, not really; they're both ram-hungry processes, and gosh do I have some feelings about running them in pids not forked off each other as late as possible

Is there really a compelling reason to run a second docker container for sidekick rather than just making the entry point on web something like "rails s -p 3000 && bundle exec sidekiq"

📢 Ten Forward moderation announcement 📢

shigusegubu.club is now suspended from this instance due to being a source of homophobic and anti-Semitic content.

Thu Mar 21 20:32:13 UTC 2019

#mastoadmin

I can’t quite put my finger on why but timelines don’t seem to be updating on mobile web for me. I know things are happening because I am getting email alerts but my notifications view is woefully behind :/

A little bit more information about them - theintercept.com/2019/03/21/me

The team behind it is the team that was behind AOC's campaign ad, the owner of the original Nyan Cat YT video channel has handed it over to these people so they can game the algorithm to promote their promotional videos

A worker-owned, anti-capitalist streaming service has emerged - means.media/

Can’t stop won’t stop (boosting my own posts)

How old am I you ask? I bought fansubs of a show I really liked on VHS once (it was literally the only way to get the show circa 2000).

The fan sub group had bought surplus tapes from the Barney show so all the episodes came on purple vhs tapes.

Petition to change the phrase “going viral” to mean your coming down with something / getting sick

being american be like oh noe i stubbed by toe and now im 40 grand in debt

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I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander 🎵 🎤 Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a w