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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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@debugninja yeah ive considered making delocalization an option that way but i have a feeling it'd mess with some of the automatic language picking and such nor does anyone really request it so i havent bothered

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@debugninja oh yeah you also dont have the witchesawesome icons for some reason. i remember they didn't quite work out of the box originally for me either but it was like, i put the files in the wrong place because i misunderstood the diretions

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btw chrome sucks ass now. using chrome is basically tantamount to using internet explorer

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BananaDog is like the Borg we absorb any cool themes we find from other instances (plus a few unique ones). Anyone got a cool theme they want to see here as an option?

BananaDog is like the Borg we absorb any cool themes we find from other instances (plus a few unique ones). Anyone got a cool theme they want to see here as an option?

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heard a rumor the instance was down because we weren't talking about trump enough

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every time another person joins this and moves away from hellbird I become more powerful

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@kaniini repent for their sins by signing up for nordvpn, 20% off a year subscription with the coupon code "X509"
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thanks to mastodon i decided to take the #FOSS plunge and install #arch #linux on my laptop. how’s she lookin?

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@debugninja cool! ive been messing with guile a bit lately since ive been looking for a lisp for scripting.

editor styling can make a world of difference, or else it can be a bit unreadable. i recommend parinfer and rainbow delimiters. emacs is also another good editor for clojure
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@debugninja have you tried lisp before? There are a number of ways to make the experience more enjoyable. Clojure has a lot of weird decorators, and 'spec' is a whole universe in itself. I prefer using the basic core functionality for most of my projects because it has a ton of features. This is my favorite clojure editor in terms of getting started and actually useful https://github.com/oakes/Nightlight
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hmmm not a fan of this nyt article comparing being ace or poly to wanting to marry a hologram.......

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JavaScript devs embracing functional programming was a mistake. They just keep introducing yet another level of indirection in order to avoid the inevitable: state must be changed.

Upon a quick glance clojure makes my head hurt

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I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander 🎵 🎤 Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a w