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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
🎵 🎤
Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a w

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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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GDPR Policy Update 

Someone buy my condo so I can live in a van please!

If I got a sim with an unlimited data plan how long do you think I could run a rasp pi based instance before I got kicked off the service...

Would I have to use something like the Argo tunnel so that I can bind to 443...

Future project I think...

Ugggg my corgidon branch is sooo far behind...I am not even merged all the way up to 3.0 (although it’s close). There are significant merge conflicts I have not had time to resolve.

Does anyone have a definitive list of gab / kiwi farms / nazi / freeze peach instance somewhere?

i love seeing josh sawyer's perpetual bemusement at the joshua graham quote popping up in unexpected places

@debugninja I setup a tootctl script that can be ran in an interactive shell or a cron job and then use that as a basis for cron job scripts

static.barkshark.xyz/misc/toot
static.barkshark.xyz/misc/rmme

Okay 6 days with this new drive and it went from 0 to 500 bad sectors last night. So yeah I am returning it to amazon for a replacement. I also have two other 10TB I need to RMA but so far these segate Iron Wolf drives are pure shit. I have turned off my NAS for now and I am going to replace the bad drive with a different brand. If I lose this array I am going to flip my shit. To lose all my data twice in 5 years is too much.

Does anyone have a nice shell script that they run as a cron job to clean up remote accounts / media / any other mastodon maintenance.

@hyperlink led zeppelin official site: awrite ok

(what a lame logo generator, it doesn't do the cool nested letters)

asking for $ help 

"are you AMAB?"

"hm that's a good question, tbh i haven't come to a conclusion on the question of whether all moths are bubberflies"

‪South Park is quintessential gen x attitude (your an idiot for caring about x) distilled into a show. I’m not sure it works in the modern environment anymore...‬

I really enjoyed that stick of truth game though...

mh - sui 

‪Woah...someone wrote a Unix like multithreading w/preemptive multitasking OS for 6502 machines‬

‪https://youtu.be/jtlAOdJmeDI‬

@debugninja everything I know about erlang I learned from this: youtu.be/uKfKtXYLG78

Now I'm always surprised when it is used for anything other than telephony.

"Hello Mike"
"Hello Joe. System working?"
"Seems to be."
"Okay, fine."

‪Hey do y’all remember when it looked like erlang was going to be a thing? LOL whatever happened with that...‬

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- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
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