Hey since everyone else is doing #introductions
I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
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GDPR Policy Update
In compliance with recently passed regulations banana.dog is updating its policies.
- All toots will now be encrypted using a sophisticated form of pig latin
- Any European users must buy a MAGA hat so that in the event of a raid we can pretend you are all American
- Email addresses can longer be stored so instead we require a fax number going forward instead
- I have updated the name column in Postgres to just be Bob. Everyone is bob now so I have no way to distinguish you
Today is a good day.
Turnout for the climate protest is high. 100,000 in London alone.
Meanwhile, out of 3 million RSVPs for "storm area 51," 75 showed up. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49774816
Humanity may not be perfect, but it gets its shit together sometimes.
@debugninja I can't wait to get home. Should've brought my Switch to work to grab it at lunch.
Game of the year
transphobia in media
@debugninja is there any old classic with good trans representation?
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- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
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