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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a w

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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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GDPR Policy Update 

Today is a good day.

Turnout for the climate protest is high. 100,000 in London alone.

Meanwhile, out of 3 million RSVPs for "storm area 51," 75 showed up. bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-4

Humanity may not be perfect, but it gets its shit together sometimes.

iPhone 11 is a beast on JavaScript performance outpacing the snapdragon based androids!

@debugninja I can't wait to get home. Should've brought my Switch to work to grab it at lunch.

@debugninja
OAuth2 is actually unterrible. I was dreading it for a long time

uspol 

‪No matter where in the industry you work you will eventually have to roll your own oauth and you will think it looks pretty easy!‬

meaningless thing i've wanted for years: adding stylesheets to a .txt file with a http link header

transphobia in media 

Holy shit ace ventura’s Trans character portrayal is disgusting and didn’t age well

Ever realize that everyone else is living in a different dimension than you?

every Vampire The Masquerade actual play podcast looks like the cast are about five seconds away from a violent argument over whether American Idiot was a better album than Dookie

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Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
- A BananaDogInc company. Visit our other sites sites including betaMax.video, psychicdebugging and gonnaroll