My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich
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- I have updated the name column in Postgres to just be Bob. Everyone is bob now so I have no way to distinguish you
Scientology's $5,000 E-meters are surprisingly well-engineered
actually, systemd is the name of the inventor. you‘re thinking of systemd‘s monster.
#1yrago Trump so befuddled on health insurance, he thinks it costs $1 a month when you're 21 https://boingboing.net/2017/07/20/trump-so-befuddled-on-health-i.html
RT @BryanDisagrees@twitter.com: Cops broke an Amazon striker’s teeth. This was the company’s response https://gizmodo.com/amazon-warehouse-strike-in-spain-reportedly-results-in-1827676740
Running a 400+ Node Elasticsearch Cluster https://underthehood.meltwater.com/blog/2018/02/06/running-a-400+-node-es-cluster/
The intellectual dark weeb
yea i’ll join the battle just hold on while i rip my goddamn bathtub out of the floor
Simone Giertz is ok and I don't know her very much but it's still a huge relief...
It's kinda strange actually.
So many terrible ideas. What if you packaged brutaldon in electron as a desktop mastodon client...