Hey since everyone else is doing #introductions
I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a w
This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (https://banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.
GDPR Policy Update Show more
In compliance with recently passed regulations banana.dog is updating its policies.
- All toots will now be encrypted using a sophisticated form of pig latin
- Any European users must buy a MAGA hat so that in the event of a raid we can pretend you are all American
- Email addresses can longer be stored so instead we require a fax number going forward instead
- I have updated the name column in Postgres to just be Bob. Everyone is bob now so I have no way to distinguish you
cis male allies and terfs Show more
I'm not saying don't speak up against terfs -- but I am saying you can, as someone who is cis, use your place of privilege to push forward positive examples and positive speech about trans folk more than talking about trebucheting terfs.
via @dosnostalgic over on Twitter: turns out the guy who owns Keen Dreams now is a massive neonazi shitlord so you probably shouldn't buy its re-releases eg on the Switch
https://twitter.com/dosnostalgic/status/1100869421336268813 [CW: nazi fuckery, racial+homphobic slurs, the works]
time to paste @anna's witches.live css into mastodon's custom css box and see what kind of demons it summons
facebook, crypto Show more
If Facebook wanted to court monopoly break-up this is precisely the way to do this:
(Also: I wish them every success with this. And by success I mean their hands-off approach to pretty much everything else guarantees they're going to become a haven for money laundering and currency exchange that will get them into a shit-ton of trouble with every government on the planet).
US pol Show more
I'm not American, so please forgive me if I have misunderstood the nuances of your politics, but I would like to pitch this advertisement for the Sanders campaign.
Bernie Sanders enters wearing a cream-white cowboy hat. A choir sings "The Milky Bar Kid is strong and tough, and only single-payer is good enough"
Admin of banana.dog
Interests: kettlebell / yoga / music / web development / ruby / js / apple ][ / retro games
Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
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