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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a w

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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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GDPR Policy Update 

Oh, I thought people were shitposting Xbox designs but it’s an actual Xbox design

@debugninja
The salty tears will make the chicken taste better!

Update: I’ve walked home from the bar and Uber eats is about to deliver me some wings. No public meltdown, more of a drunk and crying at home kinda night

I also really hope they are on a date because she is clearly out of his league which gives me hope....I am a shitty person

Actually I am really fucked up on twitter right now

Shit I ordered another drink instead of leaving the bar, time to jump on my alt accounts and melt down

OK me arrest record has a kinda thick southern drawl that makes me want to believe his bullshit stories

@debugninja
Not only solo, but alone in the theater as well. I like it!

@debugninja I find going to a bar or pub altogether excruciating. :blobnervous:

@debugninja
Right in line with going to the movies by yourself!

Dude to my left is talking about all the different times he was arrested. Couple on my right are needing out about David Tennate and I really hope they are on a date.

I don’t know how people goto a bar alone...I find it excruciating...

"As a general rule, avoid running npm in production environments." - nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerabili

That sums up my feelings nicely!

Probably the coolest thing my brain does is refuse to believe that anyone I've ever met remembers me in any way or that I had any kind of influence or impression on them, like everyone I encounter has a very specific failure of object permanence

this, precisely this 👇

“We should not be haunted by the specter of being automated out of work. We should be excited by that. But the reason we’re not excited by it is because we live in a society where if you don’t have a job, you are left to die. And that is, at its core, our problem.” — AOC

theverge.com/2019/3/10/1825813

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Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
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