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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
🎵 🎤
Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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GDPR Policy Update Show more

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hey you planning on updating betamax to the newest version any time? there are some hot new features... @debugninja

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Happy #WanderWednesday #WW everyone! Let's wander around the small sites of the fediverse!

"Animal edition"

freedom.horse by @ElfLord where the horses roam and sh!t(post) free!

birb.site by @minego where good birbs and their friends hang out!

banana.dog by @debugninja funny doggos--woof woof bark!

What are your favourite #under100 #under1000 places?

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when the online NES thing is working well, I must admit, it is hard to be cynical about it... getting to play Super Mario Bros. 3 with my girlfriend who lives across the country is admittedly pretty magical TwT

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uspol, speculative future Show more

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my middle name is paige for two reasons:
1. its a cute name
2. hey guys welcome to my webpaige haha

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I’m going to be in Denver for three days for the American version of Octoberfest.

Great American Beer Fest 🍺

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Linus acknowledging his toxic behavior is a step in the right direction. I'm glad he's finally realizing what people (especially marginalized people) have been telling him, at great personal cost to themselves, for *years.*

While he's taking time to work on himself, I hope the Linux and open-source communities do likewise, and interrogate why we let his toxic behavior damage our community for so long.

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tired: solving the Y2038 bug by going to 64-bit time_t
wired: solving the Y2038 bug by declaring the end of the universe, and the creation of a new universe in which it is January 1, 1970 again

My instance has been really quiet. We need to do like a membership drive or something.

More JavaScript hot takes Show more

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It’s been a long time since @forktogether posted anything. Did y’all identify a codebase you want to start with? I’d be willing to help out on coding.

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finally doing this inbox zero thing. i now have zero inboxes. please send me email at Nowhere

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I have open slots again! I can do emoji sets of your OC, emojified versions of yourself as a display pic, Twitch partner emotes and more~

You can find details and rates at noct.zone/commissions

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