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Hey since everyone else is doing

I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander
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Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a w

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This instance only allows senior toot engineers. If you have at least 10+ years of mastodon experience please apply here (banana.dog). We are looking for rockstar ninja rocket scientists and we offer unlimited PTO as well as a fully stocked snack bar (with soylent). We are a lean, agile, remote friendly mastodon startup that pays in the bottom 25% for senior tooters. All new members get equity via an innovative ICO call BananaCoin.

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My account just posts pictures of sega sandwiches now. This is portable sandwich

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GDPR Policy Update Show more

Falling asleep has interrupted my exercise schedule, but l got out for some jogging tonight.

cis male allies and terfs Show more

I have a confession, I am the original millennial (and thus by extension the eldest millennial). I have hidden among the gen xers for long enough. I am ready to lead my people the promised land where there are good paying jobs for all and student loans are forgiven.

via @dosnostalgic over on Twitter: turns out the guy who owns Keen Dreams now is a massive neonazi shitlord so you probably shouldn't buy its re-releases eg on the Switch

twitter.com/dosnostalgic/statu [CW: nazi fuckery, racial+homphobic slurs, the works]

time to paste @anna's witches.live css into mastodon's custom css box and see what kind of demons it summons

FYI if you change your avi and it’s too dissimilar to the last avi you had I will literally not know who you are...I’m that bad at names.

Rebranding the phrase capitalism to mean when someone types in all caps

So do the BSDs not support docker at all? Jails might be cool but docker is defacto way to package server apps for better or worse these days.

I really should get off Facebook before this shitcoin of theirs takes off. You know the site is going to go to shit as they shift focus to money laundering and I don’t trust them to store data anyway.

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US pol Show more

Uggg why isn’t there some tool where I can just tell wasabi to mirror my aws S3 bucket

For the publication I'm writing, I have to add image descriptions for accessibility and I'm kinda glad I'm already used to doing this, thank you Mastodon.

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Banana.dog

Officially endorsed by @Gargron as a joke instance (along with freedom.horse). Things that make banana.dog unique as an instance.
- Federates with TOR servers
- Stays up to date, often running newest mastodon code
- Unique color scheme
- Strictly enforced rules
- A BananaDogInc company. Visit our other sites sites including betaMax.video, psychicdebugging and gonnaroll