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When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

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1995: Computers are "anything machines". You can create music, write programs, do word processing, and network with anyone all over the world. And you can do them all simultaneously.

2019: In order to even think about using our web page you'll want to download the app onto your phone so we can track the living shit out of you and make sure you keep your full attention on US.

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CW: Jordan Peterson 

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A lot of modern "discourse" is just fake controversy made up by companies so they can get the reactionary sympathy dollar and it sucks

Finally got my 6 month sobriety chip from trapaholics anonymous

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Lewd 

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andy ngo 

Tightening my urethra so i can piss thru concrete

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cut my jeans into pieces
i just created jorts
summer chaffing
no knees in

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You know, call me an old soul, but I still remember a time when the Americans unironically worshiped killers like Bonnie and Clyde simply because they robbed banks and people hate bankers; I remember when hackers and trolls were 1337 because even the worst of them are about disrupting the establishment; what happened to all those rebellious spirits? Have we became so fucking docile as a species that we no longer even dream of being outlaws breaking rules?

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so bin laden had a ROM of pokemon diamond on his PC when the compound was stormed. what starter do you think bin laden went with?

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by engaging in activism for a product you wish to see improved retroactively, you are in effect creating free advertising and playing directly into the spectacle

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@Ranchlorde @blkstarseed "brooo it's been like 25 years since Apartheid, just, like, move on???"

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that FOSS Photoshop program- better name idea 

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