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Running mastodon on the JVM with JRuby to anger the gods
@LuigiEsq communism is just like catholic communion but it lasts forever. This is my understanding and I'll be muting this thread.
@DeeUnderscore Server side web assembly implementation on activity pub seems like a fun idea.
OFFICIAL MOD ANNOUNCEMENT
There has been a minor mishap at the .Social Headquarters, and as a result several imperfect Test Eugens have escaped from the Research Department.
Rest assured that everything is under control. The .Social Foundation has dispatched its agents to neutralize the free Eugens, and expects to have the situation contained by this evening.
The .Social Foundation
I am about to roll out a feature that allows admins to disable certain hashtags such as #discourse. Send me other suggestions on what tags should be banned by default.
Developer of Mastodon. 26. He/him
I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago and I am not alone. There are others like me, some good, some evil. For centuries I have battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground my only refuge. I cannot die, unless you take my head, and with it my power. In the end there can be only one. I am Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander 🎵 🎤 Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe Here we belong, fighting to survive In a w